Check out my Choppers

All that studying I've been doing with my human lately has worn me out. I'm just gonna laze around in bed all day as my human goes and takes her test.

Good luck!

Weather: Cooled down quite a bit. Partially cloudy.

Study Buddy

I'm a good little study buddy. My human Cindy has something on Friday for this school place she always talks about that's called "Comps." I don't know what that means, but I know she's been buried in books for the past month. Here I am helping her figure out what's most important. I'm smart like that.

I'm really looking forward to when she's finished with this school place because she's promised me lots of naps together and lap time on the couch. Please hurry up school and finish so I can have my human back.

Weather: They say the temps are gonna drop.
That's good, cause it's hot with all this fur!

I'm Thirsty

My human Mark really likes Diet Coke, and recently I've taken a liking to it as well.

This cupboard is always stocked with plenty of cans, but I prefer the chilled ones in the fridge.

Can you help me open one? I'm thirsty.

Weather: I'm thirsty because it's been so hot here lately.
I heard something about record-breaking temps for this time of year.
Yesterday it was about 95. It's not summer yet!

America's Next Top Kitty

This is the picture I sent to Tyra Banks to become a contestant on "America's Next Top Kitty."

What do you think? It encapsulates my personality quite perfectly.

Any time my human Cindy's cute, young friends come to visit, I instantly sidle up to them. That's my true playboy ways.

Weather: It's sunny. It's supposed to be hot.
Whoo hoo!

Separated at Birth

Happy Easter
I think they look more like their mom.

King of the Ring

I've found a new spot to sit.

It totally blocks the view of the TV so my humans must look at me.
I'm so cool.

LOOK AT ME! I'M CUTE!
I'm waiting for your attention...

Weather: Again, those clouds haven't totally gone away,
but it hasn't rained either.
What's up with that?

Intruder Alert

The other day, my neighbor cat Stumpy was just hanging out in MY backyard. How dare he! This is MY house.

He's always snooping around our yard. He digs in our grass, he climbs our walls, and he stares at me through the back door glass window. He needs to get a life.

Since I'm not allowed outside (life is better kicking it w/my humans indoors anyway), I just have to stare back at him from the back door. He makes me so angry showing off and parading around MY yard.

Weather: April showers have not arrived yet.
The clouds just keep playing tag with the sun all day.

I choose you, Mr. Mousie

A note from Belial's humans: This is what we woke up to one morning. No joke. Photo has not been altered for effect/impact.


We guess that Belial was trying to send us a message in his own small way.

"MY BOWL IS EMPTY, SUCKERS. HURRY."

Weather: April is shaping up to be the best month yet.
Sunny, sunny, sunny.